vampireapologist:

when i talk about my dreams ppl are always like “wow ur dreams are so amazing and coherent with cool plots” and I’m like well yeah bc I’m only giving you the synopsis. my dream about being a marine biologist exploring the oceans on the moon of a distant planet is really cool and plot-driven in the summary I give you that leaves out the part where the pilot of our spaceship was a professional Keanu Reeves impersonator but he wasn’t very good at it so his main job was piloting space ships but he wouldn’t stop pretending to be Keanu Reeves still

thatpettyblackgirl:

Falsely accusing me of having a attitude creates the attitude you thought I had

millennial-review:

pony8:

it doesn’t help that what’s made for women is about men too. look at sgrs, yoi, and the doukyuusei movie all coming out in the same year. the women-focused josei and (good) yuri doesn’t even stand a chance

a-really-bad-decision:

abnormalize:

blur1999:

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

itchycoil:

i think women find comfort imagining themselves as dictators and depraved predators because they’re so beaten down by men but white women especially are too close to actually achieving that reality that it really starts to affect their behavior and their souls and they do substantial harm to others. and im not even talking about actual white female predators and calculated sociopaths, just like regular women, i think those fantasies erode their lives and the lives of those around them. im trying to structure a screenplay around this 

frettedwithgoldenfire:

greetingsprophet:

benverly:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show

bold of u to say glee is a bad show

glee is a bad show

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

jamaicanblackcastoroil:

When Report Cards Go Out on Fridays, Child Abuse Increases on Saturdays, Study Finds

Verified cases of child abuse in Florida occurred at higher rates on the Saturdays after the release of report cards at public schools, acco

nytimes.com